Agency Sex Quest

Why only let clients f**k us, when we can f**k each other?

Agency Sex Quest

You claim that you are a killer account mngr. who can handle anything and everything or smart and outspoken copywriter? Whether you want to admit it or not, you must have slept with someone from the ad industry.

The time has cum to challenge yourself and test your sex skills to see if you still got the game. It's time to show off your mojo!

The brief is

Choose agencies you want to f**K, challenge yourself and have fun!


Agency list

Choose who you want to f**k

Challenge

Select the challenge you can cumplete

Map

Check the map below

Have a fun

Bow chicka bow wow!


Remember Kids!
Always Use Protection!

Agency List + Challenges

Communis DDB
Drive
Executive Group
FCB Afirma
Fullhouse Ogilvy
Grey
Havas Adriatic
Homepage
Huge Media
Idea Plus
Kreativa New Formula
Kreativa Unlimited
Leo Burnett
LPT
Luna\TBWA
McCann
New Moment New Ideas
NOA
Olaf&McAteer
Ovation BBDO
Pioniri
Popular B&Ž
Publicis
Razor
Red Com.
Represent
Saatchi & Saatchi
Scholz & Friends
SuperDot
WMA

RANDOM FIVE
Select five random agencies and complete challenge in two weeks.

CUSTOM
Choose on your own how many agencies and days you need to finish the challenge.

AGAINST ALL ODDS
Finish complete list - 30 agencies in 30 days!


HAVE FUN!

Map

F**K (FAQ) SECTION

A place where you can find every single f**king answer...

What’s the point of this quest?
Well, to f**k obviously. Besides that is just for fun.

Is there a high score list?
No there isn’t. You are competing against yourself. It's a quest. You are on the quest to f**k every single agency in town.

Okay so why did you send us all these condoms?
Because you are always bitching about clients. Less bitching - more bow chicka bow wow! That's why!

Are there any rules?
Nope.

Is this “quest” unisex?
Yup.

Should I use condom?
For f**k sake man yes!

Is cheating allowed?
Dude this quest is like golf. It’s f**king absurd to cheat in golf.

I’m a designer and I love Star Wars.
So? This isn't even a question.

Should I record and upload “action” on some porn website?
Well that would be great! Send us link pls.

What about timesheet?
File it under “internal meeting”. Get it?

I’ld like to send you my nudes?
Cool, send DM.